Laughter Really Is Good Medicine
It seems many of our readers, members, and
patients just can't resist passing along a good joke - and we appreciate
and enjoy them all. Here is a note we received this week from one
Wellness Club friend:
I couldn't resist sending this along...
obviously this couple had been following the Myatt Diet and arrived at age 85 in
great health as a result...
I hope you and Mark enjoy a very happy 4th.!
Hugs and best wishes,
Heaven Can't Wait
An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash.
They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in
health food and exercise.
When they reached
the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out
with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "ooohed and
aaahed," the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next, they went out back to see the championship
golf course. They would have golfing privileges every day and each week the
course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.
The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"
Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish
buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is
free!" Peter replied.
"Well, where are the
low fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man asked timidly.
"That's the best part...you can eat as much as you
like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick.
This is Heaven."
The old man looked at his
wife and said, "You and your bran muffins. I could have been here ten years